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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:44

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why is the left keep misrepresenting what Trump said about his daughter? When asked if he would date her if he weren’t her father, it simply reflected pride in raising a smart, respectful, and loving daughter with good morals all men want that no?

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thunder-Pacers: Jalen Williams scores 40 as OKC wins Game 5 of NBA finals - Al Jazeera

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Taylor Swift Spotted at Nashville Wedding In Gorgeous Blue & Pink Dress - Just Jared

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

When are the gas prices supposed to go up? Just asking because I was told by "educated" liberals that they were going to go throught the roof, but all I see are prices going down, especially in my home state of Ohio!!!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

New Study Reveals the #1 Sleep Mistake That Harms the Brain - AOL.com

share office space ...

No way

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How is cultural invasion being carried out by Bollywood?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Daniel Jones touts "productive spring" in learning, understanding Colts offense - NBC Sports

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Are there any good YA romantasy/regular romance books for Christians? (preferably romantasy if possible)

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Physicists Unveil New Quantum Super Material That Could Revolutionize Electronics - SciTechDaily

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Knicks-Pacers: 5 takeaways as Indiana eliminates New York, advances to 2025 Finals - NBA

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Nuts and Butts

John Harbaugh on Aaron Rodgers: I don’t have a reaction, just respect - NBC Sports